Thursday, December 30, 2010

My Derby New Year Resolutions

Derby is my life, so this year my resolutions are going to be derby focused.  I'm actually excited.  I've been really bad about crosstraining and washing my pads in the past.  Now its time to stop procrastinating and do something about it.  Just writing it is getting me pumped.  I suggest you do the same if you do the derb.  Here is mine to give you some ideas.

  • Jam more even if its scary and I suck at it.
  • Keep moving my feet when I'm jamming.
  • Cross-train at least twice a week.
  • Communicate with my team more on the track.
  • React quicker.
  • Hit off the line.
  • Hold the line like no body's business.
  • Make three practices a week.
  • Wash my pads every other week.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Feel the Force

Recently I feel I have tapped into a new kind of jedi blocking force.  Its so simple yet effective.  Here's the skinny.  While blocking a jammer avoid the whip lash approach of turning your head side to side in order to keep track of her.  Instead look only one direction.  If you see the jammer good news, you know where she's at.  If you don't see the jammer move the direction of you blind spot and I bet ya that's where she'll be.  When do you stop you say?  Well if you are in a wall (most likely playing the outside), as soon as you feel your teammate.  If your alone trust that you those lines are ingrained in your feet and you'll know where to stop. At first this feels really strange, but after sometime, practice, and trust you too will feel the force.

So you lost the bout.....

After a horrible loss on the road (SERIOUSLY, it was bad. Luckily the score board only went to 100 so to the crowd it didn't look like we totally got our butts' wiped), the B team I play for kept our spirits high by turning our focus to winning the after party.  How might you say one wins the after party? Well we devised a game of points and away we went with sheer determination to show these girls how to get down! This is how you can score points and ensure your team wins the next after party

  • Taking shots or drop shots.  Doing this a a group has the greatest effect. 
  • Getting down and dirty on the dance floor
  • Making out, either with strangers or your friends
  • Many bars these days have pools.  If there is one, now is the time to unleash your inner stripper.
  • Rage it until the bar closes and then take the party to the after/after party
  • Wearing no pants, costumes, or anything to draw a ton of attention to yourself
  • If there is karaoke, show everyone the diva you are and sing your heart out
  • Making a spectacle.  This could include wrestling, a strip tease, or anything to draw a crowd.
  • Flashing can score your team some serious points
  • Making friends on the opposing team just to show them there's no hard feelings 
You may be wondering, did we take the after party that night?  You beat your sweet ass we did!  Ever since that glorious night we have striven to win each and every after party following.  There have been some good contenders but no one I've meet rages it quite like ECRG (well except maybe the BAD girls).  So next time your team loss to a blow out, don't worry, there's still the after party to win. 

Thursday, December 2, 2010

What's Your Favorite Position?

If you are new to scrimmaging you may find yourself asking the question, "What position am I best fit for."  No worries, Let me break it down for ya'll.

Blocker:  Most fresh meat start out on this position.  As a blocker your job is to basically  hold the opposing team's jammer and assist you jammer through the pack.  What does this take?  Excellent awareness of both jammers positions at all times.  You wouldn't want the other team's jammer to whiz by you with no effort.  That's why knowing the jammer's position is so important.  This will dictate whether you're playing offense or defense, which brings me to my next point.  Blocking also takes the ability to switch from offense to defense.  Team work is also essential.  You have to be good at building walls and working with your teammates.  Communication is key.  You also need to be able to break up walls and hold or hit opposing blockers to make holes for your jammer.
Blue Ruin and Krazy Kurls pivoting for the Flat Track
Furies (Blue) and the Church of Sk8in (Red)
Pivot:  Lines up at the front of the pack on the pivot line and wear striped helmet covers.  If you have ever been referred to as bossy, loud mouthed, or  assertive pivoting may be the right position for you.   When your out on the track everything can seem crazy, that is why Pivots must be loud and assertive.  Over all the madness they're teammates must be able to hear and you respond and respond.  As you can imagine, Pivots are traditionally are the brains on the track.  They call the plays.  That means you need to know your strategy to play this position.  If your jammer is in the box you better know to run a kill line or  the opposing team is gonna have a hell of a power jam.  If you feel confident in the dynamics of the game and feel like a leader maybe you should try some pivoting.  

Frankie Facebreaker jamming for the Furies

Jammer:  Role is to score points for her team.  Jammers wear a helmet cover with a star on it.  As you can imagine jammers have a very important position because they score the points.  To be a jammer you need to be fast, agile, and an athlete.  Speed is you're friend when you are a jammer how else are you going to out skate your opponents. You also need to have some juking skills in order to maneuver around blockers.  You need to know how to avoid being hit unless you like falling down and recovering. The ability to twist your body is also handing when trying to squeeze through tight spaces.  Last of all you need to have some good endurance.  Skating for up to two minutes full force might sound easy but  its no walk in the park.  If this sounds like something you can handling then try donning the star.
A zebra herd reviewing a call in an official time out
NSO's in green
Referee:  If you feel that committing to a team's practice schedule is too much for you, but you still want to be a part of a league maybe refereeing is for you.  There are a lot of different kinds of refs.  You have NOS (non-skating refs) that track penalties, points, and run the penalty box among a few duties.  If you can skate then why not try your hand at being a pack ref or a jammer ref.  You are much more a part of the action.  There is one responsibility as a ref, you need to know the rules like the back of your hand.  If you are sending a player to the box you want to be confident in your decision why she belongs there.  Bonus refs get to choice groovy pseudo names too.

Volunteer:  If refereeing still seems like too much responsibility you can help your local league out by volunteering at the next bout.  There are all kinds of positions and most likely you'll get to see half of the bout for free!